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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13)

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Thing I did not buy at the grocery store

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I threatened Karl with emails written in comic sans and...

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'family ties' actor faces assault charge

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It could always be worse

12345pigeonsjustlikethat: yaldabaoth: Joe Lieberman could have been elected vice president....

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It could always be worse

Joe Lieberman could have been elected vice president. Again.

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Julia Wertz of Fart Party on being uninsured and having lupus

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I’ve probably posted this before, but with the cold...

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“Our Secret” by Beat Happening

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sarahspy: Red-headed Henry’s brand new dance video to “Poker Face” doesn’t feel nearly as inspired...

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gunstreetgirl: bibliotheque: Otis Redding/Try A Little Tenderness don’t tease her, never leave...

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theramptosilverspring: Galaxie 500 - Cold Night Great song.

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The hell with it. I fucked Tiger Woods,...

(via jasontheexploder) Me too. It’s like we’ve shaken cock hands already.

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Talking Points Memo has the whole set up

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Dr. Who hocks computers. The world wins. via Mental Floss

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I used to have a Very Metal Christmas Tree at my old...

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David Lynch on turning down Return of the Jedi via Kottke

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McDonalds training video. “What’s a McC?”

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I <3 Kate Beaton. via Neatorama

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via Ffffound I love you, Drinky Crow.

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Steny Hoyer: How Gingrich Broke Congress

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Final one … I found my old comic from 24 Hour Comic...

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Sorry if I’m boring you with random shit from my...

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My Ten Favorite Movies of the Aughts.

jasontheexploder: There Will Be Blood Adaptation Shaun of the Dead Ghost World Eternal...

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filigree: I want a WYSIWYG web page editor, but I cannot put it on our server. My understanding,...

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More awful family photos. 1) My sister has her face...

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This is one of my favorite childhood photos. 1) I’m...

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zombea: sisternebraska: nugglet: In honor of tomorrow’s DN banquet This is not making me...

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On 30 Rock quotes

K: "I like a woman with ambition, it's like seeing a dog wearing clothes."
J: My favorite recent line- "or Banks will use me for one of his gay home invasion fantasies"
: A short while later...
J: God dammit, I was trying to find that quote. Don't EVER search "gay home invasion" on Google.
K: I could've told you that.

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My own version of holiday cheer - “Happy Birthday Pigface Christus” by Current 93. If I...

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“This thing loses money I might as well let Banks play out...”
— Jack Donaghy, American Hero

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Revenge is a dish that is best served...

jasontheexploder: like gazpacho, or leftover pizza. I wonder if there is a Klingon translation...

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sisternebraska: poster for what might be the most...

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Cracked.com: 30 More Men Who Look Like Old...

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Speakers…In a Can

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This is probably a better idea than the 3 a.m. walk home...

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Advantages to having good friends at...

John: who's ready for the stupid science question of the day??!?
Andrew: I am, I am!
John: would it radically alter the sun's chemistry if we gathered up all our garbage and rocketed it into the sun?
Andrew: Honestly, I don't think so. The sun is so massive that even all humanity's garbage would probably be negligible.
Hell, it's so hot it might even be able to break down those un-breakable plastic compounds.
That's my feeling

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If Web Services Were Vintage Paperbacks

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This Sketchy Santa is even better

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sweaterdump: This is either the best or worst sweater...

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I am still at work because I decided to...

This might correspond in some way with my social life.

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bold shit.

(via bthny: via katoleary) So … it’s pretty obvious I grew up on Nick at Nite. Rules:...

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Shocker: HOUSE GOP IS PRO-CHRISTMAS

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juliasegal: Click to enlarge ADORABLE

Dec 9th

Life is NOT a romance novel. Accept it.

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jasontheexploder: The West Wing - Bartlet decimates a Bible-based homophobe using Bible quotes. ...

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Alex: john you cannot use the baphomet for GPOYW
Me: why not?
Alex: it's innacurate

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GPOYW

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Unconventional Children’s Books Other gems:...

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doctornecessiter: moviescore: Vince Guaraldi “Christmas Time Is Here” A Charlie Brown Christmas...

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reblog with the book you're currently...

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Google Chrome for Mac (beta) has arrived

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Google Chrome for Mac (beta) has arrived

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“Former Vermont Gov. Howard Dean “injected the buy-in concept...”
— Think Progress I know he...

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favorite cussing substitutions

pterodactyls: bullroar codswallop hoople I love yelling “FERN!” but...

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harharhar: Biz Markie - Just A Friend (via oscillate-wildley) Auto Biz reblog

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A Salon article about living in a van to...

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zombea: Stephin Merritt is a fascinatingly eccentric man. It was, not surprisingly, a song he...

Dec 8th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-6)

Dec 8th

Upon me referring to my job as a trap...

Bethany: why do the main rooms of ships in sci fi movies and tv shows all have similar setups
John: no idea
Bethany: i don't know the words for any of those things
John: i guess people assume that's what a starship bridge would look like
the control room is the bridge
Bethany: cool
John: although in star wars as opposed to star trek, they seem to be actual windows
instead of viewing screens
Bethany: that is true
John: they also have less traps
Bethany: still some traps
John: but if a trap falls in space, and admiral ackbar doesn't call it, is it still a trap?
or is it illusions vs. tricks?
traps are something the emperor does for money ... or cocaine
Bethany: i don't think i know enough about star wars to answer that question, unfortunately

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bthny: yaldabaoth: I just sent this to Focus on the...

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I just sent this to Focus on the Family in regards to the...

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watching Sen. Nelson introduce his...

bthny: he’s talking about how pro-life he’s been and all of the awesome pro-life legislation that...

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Sent to me in conversation with Karl

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Looks less like the senate, more like an upcoming Neil Simon...

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xkcd: Suggestions

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seriousing!

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(via drewbot) This is my brain.

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And for no reason, Judah Friedlander in the movie.

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This is her in Wet Hot American Summer, doing her best to...

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Remember Cure Girl from Wet Hot American Summer? This is her...

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(via bthny) This does not get old. Not now, not ever.

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“Tonight” by Sibylle Baier New favorite song.

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“Two days later he was dead, the autopsy said he overdosed on...”
— The Hound Blog on Lester Bangs

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Spell your full name without an...

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This is real.

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It’s a West Wing clip afternoon, and here’s a relevant one

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Why is it that nearly every message...

bthny: oldfamiliarway: is hosted by a completely unstable person that, a year or two into it,...

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My nerd hurts. (via Cake Wrecks)

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Make a Mac on the cheap

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At the advice of a fellow Tumblrer, I am...

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Dec 3rd

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I don’t feel like using up my alloted song per day on Dirty Songs, so instead I’ll just...

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axinomancy: Sick of your country? Don’t mind cold weather?...

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At the advice of a fellow Tumblrer, I am...

I am greatly looking forward to celebrating this horrific memorial in my life of the day my soul...

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“Much of the debate has revolved around mammograms. You will...”
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Actors Reprise Their Iconic Roles, Without Costumes

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The Residents are coming to DC!!!

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Comcast buys NBC from G.E.

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42 Minutes of Fugazi Stage Banter

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The homosexual agenda got my cat

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“Sen. Ben Nelson told reporters today he will filibuster the...”
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I watched this entire movie last night mostly sober. It was awful.

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The Maxx hitting DVD!

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Somebody’s girlfriend has a big mouth. Nobody likes a...

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zombea: I told Clay I needed a new profile picture so he...

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Pope Palpatine is down with Tupac

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I have been at my job one year

Where should I go get fall-down drunk?

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At my old work, we went for years without a stall door here....

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Instead of going to sleep and getting up...

… and tomorrow marks my one year anniversary at my job.

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My new favorite song, “Bicycle Filled With Poop”

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NYS Senator Diane Savino speaks on the Marriage Equality bill EDIT: “We have nothing to fear...

Dec 2nd

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-29)

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One of my co-workers asked for clarification on when an execution in Tennessee was - whether it was...

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Filigree and I have a plan for this...

jasontheexploder: If it works…well, holy shit, it’s going to be excellent. I asked my roommate...

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New York State Senate shoots down gay...

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nickrad: Google likes to pretend it’s a dinosaur. I...

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Young Mac and Charlie deleted scenes from “A Very Sunny Christmas,” the It’s...

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Hey Jason the Exploder, should we go for...

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GPOYW - Surly edition

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Ever want to have a night of violent,...

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baskabas: Hi, my name is Labi Siffre.(Listen/skip to 2:10) Holy shit, this is one of the most...

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doctornecessiter: “The Slender Man” is a demonic supernatural creature that was completely...

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I drew this for my roommate, Alex. It’s up here too.

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My grandma and an Elvis impersonator. Somedays, you see...

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Kate Beaton of Hark! A Vagrant draws William Ryker. (via...

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nevver: OMG Posters! - Nakatomi

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jasencomstock: Christian Wrap about how awesome side-hugs are. Oh great, thanks. I just got this...

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Same-Sex Marriage Passes DC Council!

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sisternebraska: Oh, I agree. I’m just noting the...

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“You can’t trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not...”
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hotmarcus: thoughtvomit: Holy fuck. I hate this so much. Oh my god. Devil, whyyyy? Hahaha! ...

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