Down with the Demiurge

14 skills all men should possess.

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1. symphonyno2ineminor liked this
2. beautifulboyz reblogged this from thatissexist and added:

   it is, but i’m not a man. “bastard” isn’t politically correct either.

3. thatissexist reblogged this from beautifulboyz
4. somethingvaguelypolitical reblogged this from hivelessmind and added:

   Eight. But to be fair I’m pretty sure I could figure out everything but the breast stroke and driving a stick without...

5. heavysigh reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:

   12. Curse you non-swimming/stick!!

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7. exspectator reblogged this from muppetpants and added:

   I can’t sew a button. That’s a woman’s work. Thus, I say that I possess all of the skills mentioned.

8. yaldabaoth reblogged this from bthny and added:

   12, but I’m a vegetarian so I don’t eat steak. I can make mean veg cheese steaks, though, and boil my own seitan. 13....

9. noblelion reblogged this from darkknightjrk and added:

   14, punks. But I wholeheartedly agree with the skills added below. Because, honestly, I don’t think you REALLY need to...

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12. kkkkkates reblogged this from absurdlakefront and added:

    10! I’m one hell of a man. And if AAA counts, I’m up to 11.

13. jheath reblogged this from leeleeleelee and added:

    This is sexist… also, 11 of 14. 12 of 14. I can’t dress for the occasion due to my inability to balance a checkbook. I...

14. charlieolvera reblogged this from yousoldtheworld and added:

    13 WOOHAAA Guess which one I CAN’T do!

15. darkknightjrk reblogged this from imperiousrex and added:

    12 out of 14. Never drove a stick shift and haven’t had to sew a button. imperiousrex:

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17. brvtalbrodeo reblogged this from fleetfootedfox and added:

    If only I could swim, I could do all these things. Damn you fear of water!

18. johnzanussi reblogged this from leeleeleelee
19. fleetfootedfox reblogged this from bsqv and added:

    for you. and changing oil should be stricken -...belongs in the realm of professionals....

20. leeleeleelee reblogged this from scarlson09 and added:

    very well (think zach braff in garden state)

21. january20 reblogged this from adamhrabik and added:

    I’ll claim 13 of the 14, even though I haven’t driven a stick since 2004 and I’m pretty sure I have the cognitive...

22. scarlson09 reblogged this from mattgorman and added:

    I think I have 10 of 14. I can’t cook the perfect steak because I seriously don’t like the taste of steak; I can’t drive...

23. adamhrabik reblogged this from frictionlesssuperfeet and added:

    Happy Birthday, Chase?

24. frictionlesssuperfeet reblogged this from mattgorman and added:

    12 of 14. I can’t drive stick shift or change my oil, despite my dad’s thousands of efforts to teach me. Not that that...

25. bsqv reblogged this from sagansagel and added:

    well then you definitely get the idea. +10 points and swooooon

26. bthny reblogged this from sagansagel and added:

    I’m a woman but I got 9 out of 14. I need to brush up on my steak-cooking and fire-building skills, but breast stroke is...

27. sagansagel reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:

    13. I have never used a gps before, so maybe you could count that as 12.5, but I’m so manly that I’m confident I could...

28. kborin reblogged this from mattgorman and added:

    Further proof the men are uneccesary. I can do 12 of these… but I can’t drive stick and I can’t write very well.

29. theartofdreaming reblogged this from imperiousrex and added:

    lol i can only do like 5 of these. i suck.

30. mattgorman reblogged this from and added:

    12 of 14. I can’t dress for the occasion due to my inability to balance a checkbook.

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33. imperiousrex reblogged this from davidmaddox and added:

    13 out of 14. Can’t sew a button.

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35. yousoldtheworld reblogged this from absurdlakefront and added:

    8. IM MANLIER THAN SCOTT.

36. davidmaddox reblogged this from sds and added:

    sds: THISISSEXISTANDMISOGYNISTICICANTBELIEVEYOUREPEDDLING-THISSTUFF My score - 13/14. Sadly, I’ve never tried to change...

37. absurdlakefront reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:

    7 if maintaining AAA membership and calling when needed counts as knowing what to do in a roadside emergency. Otherwise...

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39. logansblog reblogged this from sds and added:

    13/14 for the list.

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41. beautifulboyz reblogged this from notthatkindagay
42. yellowhat reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:

    Dude, I have 12 of these skills. Does that mean I’m 6/7 of a man?

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44. notthatkindagay reblogged this from muppetpants and added:

    13. I’m manlier than Pants. ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!

45. muppetpants reblogged this from sds and added:

    12. Also, this was clearly written by a man.

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47. sds reblogged this from jasencomstock and added:

    THISISSEXISTANDMISOGYNISTICICANTBELIEVEYOUREPEDDLINGTHISSTUFF Boy, I’m feeling snarky today…

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