Musings, abusings and mutterings from a DC denizen bored with robots and lobbyists. Contact me via e-mail at i.am.yaldabaoth@gmail.com or via AIM at DemiurgeCometh.Tumblr (3.0; @yaldabaoth)http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuhqa1z5FJ1qz9qooo1_r1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nebraskagasm.tumblr.com/post/279511655/suicideblonde-i-love-girls-who-are-in-love">nebraskagasm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://suicideblonde.tumblr.com/post/279495762/i-love-girls-who-are-in-love-with-me-kristen">suicideblonde</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“I love girls who are in love with me.” - Kristen Stewart</p> <p><a href="http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/50826/kristen-stewart-insists-she-loves-twilight-fans">from here</a></p> </blockquote> <p>The kids find this attractive? Really? <i>Get off my lawn!</i></p> </blockquote> <p>I have a shameful crush on Kristen Stewart after <i>Adventureland. </i>Pretty sure it would go away if I watched <i>Twilight. </i>Might shake off my gay vampire crushes, too.</p>http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279584047http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279584047Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:12:19 -0500<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuicl3BILw1qz8fp2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://jasencomstock.tumblr.com/post/279368778/yaldabaoth-afterwards-everyone-in-the-young">jasencomstock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279366331/afterwards-everyone-in-the-young-republicans-were">yaldabaoth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Afterwards, everyone in the Young Republicans were able to confirm that they still had their wallets.</p> </blockquote> <p>dude, is that Gary Coleman?</p> </blockquote> <p>Either that or Webster.</p>http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279369950http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279369950Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:52:23 -0500<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuicl3BILw1qz8fp2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Afterwards, everyone in the Young Republicans were able to confirm that they still had their wallets.</p>http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279366331http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279366331Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:48:38 -0500<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuibwssvc21qzimb4o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://trioxin245.tumblr.com/post/279351633/drinky-crow">trioxin245</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Drinky Crow</p> </blockquote> <p>Drinky Crow is an American hero</p>http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279353808http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279353808Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:36:20 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuib7xWnHs1qzptilo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://jasencomstock.tumblr.com/post/279340235/notthatkindagay-yup-do-you-think-his-staff">jasencomstock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://notthatkindagay.com/post/279337266/yup">notthatkindagay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Yup.</p> </blockquote> <p>Do you think his staff asks him if they can feel his hair to see if it is like normal people hair?</p> </blockquote> <p>This is the best thing I’ve read on Tumblr in the history of ever.</p>http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279349749http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279349749Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:32:05 -0500<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuibo9QBIg1qz8fp2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>These just get better and better</p>http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279346780http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279346780Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:28:56 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuibkfdrcE1qz8fp2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/gallery/2009/12/best-boss-ever-michael-steele-the-rnc-interns.php">Talking Points Memo has the whole set up</a></p>http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279344523http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279344523Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:26:38 -0500<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuiaphwo4P1qz8fp2o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>More <a href="http://gawker.com/5424477/gop-chairman-michael-steele-gets-jiggy-with-his-interns/gallery">Gawker</a> joy</p>http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279326400http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279326400Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:08:05 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iJeu3LCo-6A&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iJeu3LCo-6A&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Dr. Who hocks computers. The world wins.</p> <p>via <a href="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/42831">Mental Floss</a></p>http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279322826http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279322826Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:04:38 -0500<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuiagjkpSR1qz8fp2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://ffffound.com/image/7465a573d363f0e11557aba0ef1ed90e30554a26">Ffffound</a></p>http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279320974http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279320974Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:02:39 -0500<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuiaf0OihU1qz8fp2o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>For <a href="http://tumble.revoltpuppy.com/">Justin</a>.</p> <p>via <a href="http://ffffound.com/image/b519bd9380bd3457dc2e167b74f2dccadee2fbd6">Ffffound</a></p>http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279320067http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279320067Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:01:48 -0500<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuiad45Y161qz8fp2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=510">A Softer World</a></p>http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279318984http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279318984Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:00:39 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuia5w6hEM1qz8fp2o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://gawker.com/5424477/gop-chairman-michael-steele-gets-jiggy-with-his-interns/gallery">Gawker</a></p>http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279314713http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279314713Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:56:20 -0500<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kui9yf5PM31qz8fp2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I used to have a Very Metal Christmas Tree at my old workplace (the often mentioned DN / Daily Nebraskan.) It was made of cardboard and had ornaments of people like Danzig and Eddie (the Iron Maiden mascot. At the top was our buddy King Diamond here. The Arts section did not win the decorating contest. Originally found via this link from <a href="http://sisternebraska.tumblr.com/post/279283922/one-of-the-few-holiday-links-ill-post">Sister Nebraska. </a></p>http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279310537http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279310537Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:51:51 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VLH_pcZ91zo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VLH_pcZ91zo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Eugene Mirman reporting for <i>Grist Magazine </i>from Copenhagen. via <a href="http://www.treehugger.com/files/2009/12/worlds-best-reportage-copenhagen-video-eugene-mirman.php">TreeHugger</a></p>http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279305829http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279305829Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:46:55 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qDB8Q15iUIE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qDB8Q15iUIE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>David Lynch on turning down <i>Return of the Jedi</i></p> <p><a href="http://kottke.org/09/12/lucas-wanted-david-lynch-to-direct-return-of-the-jedi">via Kottke</a></p>http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279302306http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279302306Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:43:07 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HZLjJy0abf8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HZLjJy0abf8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://doctornecessiter.tumblr.com/post/279291207/themattsmith-friday-classic-creed-shreds-and">doctornecessiter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/279286730/friday-classic-creed-shreds">themattsmith</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>FRIDAY CLASSIC</b></p> <p>Creed Shreds</p> </blockquote> <p><b><i>And no one was left unmoved.</i></b></p> </blockquote> <p>I still love this.</p>http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279295036http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279295036Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:35:12 -0500<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kui8inFk871qz8fp2o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2009/12/11/the-elephant-in-the.html">BoingBoing</a></p>http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279281392http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279281392Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:20:46 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kui82fuhat1qzhtqko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://ihatemyparents.tumblr.com/">ihatemyparents</a>)</p> <p>Well this is certainly one way to come out to your parents …</p>http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279279104http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279279104Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:18:29 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UoBc-eNZO6k&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UoBc-eNZO6k&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>McDonalds training video. “What’s a McC?”</p>http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279278565http://yaldabaoth.tumblr.com/post/279278565Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:17:51 -0500